Take The Pledge and Help Save Lives!

I'm wondering if I can ask a favor from you thousands of people from all over the USA and the world that for some reason frequent my silly website.

A short time ago a high school kid in our area was severely injured because there was no crosswalk at a very dangerous intersection near the school. The principal of that school, Dakota Ridge in Littleton, Colorado, happens to be a proud member of Dawg Nation, and he needs our help.

There is currently a contest going on with American Family Insurance, where if you fill out a quick form online, the high school with the most hits will win $15,000 to use as they wish. WalMart has also pledged an additional $15K, so they would have enough to build that much needed crosswalk.

Like most school systems in the country, budget cuts are kicking our ass right now, so this is the only way that the crosswalk can get built.

Here's the happy part: It doesn't cost you a penny and nobody will bug you if you don't want them to. It takes about a minute to fill out the form, and you're all done. Here's the link:

http://www.teensafedriverpledge.com/

It's really easy- just make sure you click on Dakota Ridge High School when you come to that option. That way they will be credited with the hit.

Kids, they are ahead right now, but we really need a good finish to make sure they get the bucks. Is one minute of your time worth it if it even saves one kid from getting hurt?

You bet your ass it is.

So go do it right now, then come back, and I'll tell you some more dirty jokes. I don't ask much from you guys, but this is a biggie, okay?

Thanks, boys and girls- you're chubby little pal appreciates it.