Young goalie Timmy Kmetz, filling in for Al Sterner, who didn't get new knees from fuckin' Santa Claus like he asked, played very well, turning aside 17 of 19 shots. Unfortunately, the two goals given up actually raised the Old Dawgs goals against average for the season, so Kmetz is officially out as a backup keeper.
Dumb-ass...
The Old Dawgs came out strong in the first period, outshooting their opponent by an 11-6 margin, but couldn't solve Over 40's goalie Alan Callison. The first goal of the game came just over a minute into the middle frame, when Richardson received a nice feed from defenseman Greg Clinard, and shot a beauty into the top corner.
That lead would be erased ten minutes later, when former Old Dawg and current French bastard Bern Levesque scored two goals in less than 30 seconds. But right after the second goal, Levesque felt uncomfortable being on the team that was ahead, and quickly surrendered.
Just three minutes later though, the Old Dawgs drew level, as John Thielen received a terrific cross ice pass from Eddie Cribbs, and drilled one past Callison. And then with just over a minute remaining in the second, Mario Lopez gathered the puck and found Callison's five-wicket to give his team the lead for good.
The margin doubled just 23 seconds into the last period, when Richardson deflected a nice pass from Cribbs into the lower corner. Then Richardson completed his hattie eight minutes later on another assist from Cribbs and Clinard. And finally Dave Chamberlin closed out the scoring a minute before the end, taking a pass from Mike Freeman, rushing the puck into the Over 40's zone, and sniping Callison for his first of the year.
Chamberlin doesn't get much of a chance to attack, as he spends most of his evening covering for "defenseman" Tito Pijanowski, who wanders about on the ice like an old man with Alzheimers.
No, not that old man with Alzheimers...
The Dawgs now have a good test tonight, when they face off again with Touchstone Imaging. Sterner is going to try again in goal, so it could be a high scoring affair. Game time is 7:15.
In other Old Dawgs news:
Over the Christmas break, Old Dawgs forward Mike Freeman took an inadvertent puck to the head while playing on the pond belonging to Graham Richardson. The scar is barely noticeable.
Didn't get a scratch as a football player
This week Old Dawgs defenseman Jimmy Tiernan paid for cosmetic surgery for his girlfriend Trina. It didn't go as well as they had hoped, and Tiernan's interests immediately turned to opera.
"Dammit, I just wanted her to have bigger knockers..."
This week Cindy Richardson forced herself to have sex with her husband Marty. Afterwards, she drank martinis until she could erase that memory from her mind.
"Jesus Christ, that was the worst 28 seconds of my fucking life..."
This week Old Dawgs 68 year old forward Mike Sullivan, searching his "bucket list", wanted to try something he had never done. There wasn't much left he hadn't tried, so in desperation, he attempted to get a blow job from a Springer Spaniel.
Yes, Sully, it was a mistake to friend me on Facebook.
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