Thursday, February 12, 2009

Finding The Archives

The two most frequently asked questions I get about my website are, "Have any of your teammates punched you in the mouth yet?", and "How can I find your old articles?"

Let's start with the first. No, I haven't gotten punched out yet, but I think I'm living on borrowed time. I figure if anyone is going to do it, it's going to be our captain Marty Richardson, who, depending on the week, I've called short (which is funny because I'm 5' 6" myself), a bad hockey player, a beastiality efficianado, and gay around 8000 times. I know one day he'll get fed up, and knock the shit out of me with his purse.

Hey, that's 8001. Thank you very much-I'm here all week.

Actually, all the boys are great sports, especially my man Cappy, and they know I only goof on the people I like, and that's everybody on the team. Plus I make sure to include myself- God knows there's plenty of material there. It's gotten to the point where a lot of the guys are disappointed if I don't mention them in the articles. Sick bastards...

Anyway, the other question is about how to navigate this website to find the old articles. They're all in the archive section on the right side of the main page.

I know a lot of you are hockey players, so I'll go real slow for you.

The key is the little black arrows next to the years and months. For example, if you want to see something from 2008, just hit the arrow next to that year. It will break down into months, and then you can hit the arrow next to the month to get individual articles. Pretty simple, eh?

My favorites to write so far have been the four part epic about our family vacation (September/October), watching the national spelling bee with my family (May), plus diaries from a day at the dentist (May), and my vasectomy (January).

We just got our 15,000th hit last week on the site, so thanks for looking in. My goal is to take all of you to Hell with me- I know I'm screwed so I'm going to need some pals down there.

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